Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Teenagers!

A song about parenting (about 13 years in)
Enjoy! (Lyrics below)

Children, god they’re beautiful

‘Specially your own;

Parents, savor these fine jewels

Soon they’ll be full grown


Love each little trait

Love each slip and fall

Even appreciate

Those times they cry and whine and bawl


Their delightful little smiles

The funny things they say

Enjoy these things all while

You still can see them everyday


Love these little guys

These little golden dream makers

Cause in the blink of an eye

They turn into fucking teenagers…


Teenagers, Fucking Teenagers

Whiney nasty, gangly little gits

Teenagers, Fucking Teenagers

Who only exist to give their parents shit


2

Now their voc’lizations

Seem just heaven sent

Soon every conversation

It will be an argument


Plus their faces flare up

Time will have its ravages

Those delightful little cherubs

They turn into fucking savages!


T. FT

A stage out of which they’ll hopefully grow

T, FT

(Mocking) 

Yeah Dad I know I know I know I know!!


Br.

Oh great, you figured it out

Your generation figured everything out!

You’re so smart and we’re so dumb

Us, OK Boomers, yeah, it’s not boomer it’s Gen X but OK Do whatever you like you stupid fucking…


T. FT

Their sentences are abnormally curt

T FT

But yet still they just really really hurt


Oh they are sweet now

But you just observe

In a few years they’ll learn how

To tap dance on your every nerve


Time goes by so quick

Soon you’ll wish it went faster

So they can jump the ship

And then, you’ll miss the little bastards


T FT

Can’t live with ‘em can’t leave ‘em alone

T FT

Stop staring at your mother fucking phone!

T FT

They get more annoying by the hour

T FT

Would it kill you just to take a fuckin’ shower?


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