Here’s
a little song about a phenomenon called “Gingrich Envy.” My apologies to the Sherman Brothers.
I need a new video camera, so sorry about the poor quality. You'll want to read along to the lyrics below.
He’s the king of the swingers boys,
In this year’s G.O.P.
He reached the top, but had to stop
For rampant hypocrisy
Wantsa be the white man’s white man
The Republish nominee
wants His face in its rightful place
In revisionist history..,
Oh, Newt Newt Newt
I wanna be like Newt Newt Newt
I wanna run like Newt, have fun like Newt
The big galoot
A lotta high falutes
Think he’s so -astute
He’s arrogant and crude to boot
So don’t mess with him white man
He’ll make a deal with you
He’s gonna need ya’ to blame the media
For all his graft and woo
Give him the nomination
This greedy legislator
Give him the seat, or he’ll treat
Ya’ like a CNN Moderator!
Oh, Newt Newt Newt
I wanna be like Newt Newt Newt
I wanna get irate during debates
And ballyhoo
An empty suit
With an ugly snoot.
He’s proof that who
you choose is moot
Bridge:
Moon base fat face, Palestine’s ficticious race, Saul Alinsky
radicals
A tryst with Callista, a lesbian sista’, and Long Greek
cruise Sabbaticals
Go-Pac , talk
smack, back track, Dream act, campaign staff disparagin’
He’s polling behind, he’s got a closed mind but he’s got
a very open marriage
Oh, Newt Newt Newt
I wanna be like Newt Newt Newt
Oh I want kick backs from Freddy mac.
Wanna be hirsute
he’s a hypocrite, but his name ain’t Mitt
He’s a total Dick, but try googlin’ Rick
That don’t compute
Soooo, Newt Newt Newt
I wanna be like Newt Newt Newt
He's the non-Romney nominee
There’s no dispute
That this rude blue coot, of ill repute is now en route
To Pennsylvania ave- Newt Newt Newt
I wanna walk like Newt, talk like Newt,
Newt Newt Newt
I wanna walk like Newt, talk like Newt
Newt Newt Newt
But mainly I just want to have,
Affairs with interns
I wanna walk like Newt Talk like newt
Newt newt nudity newt di newt newt
