Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Winlar! Dirty Songs for Drunk People Holiday Spectacular!


WINLAR!

LIVE!

Dirty Songs for Drunk People!

Holiday Spectacular!

 

ONE NIGHT ONLY!

 

DECEMBER 28TH, 7:30 PM

 

JEWEL BOX THEATER

(INSIDE THE RENDEZVOUS TAVERN IN BELLTOWN))

 
Local comedian Brian “Winlar” Wennerlind gets very NSFW with funny songs, fun diatribes and other odd behavior.  The former writer for Almost Live and NPR’s Rewind w/ Bill Radke delivers jokes on drinking, being on the naughty list, and drinking.



Come see this stand-up comedy with songs and ukulele!

Tickets available at door, first come first served.

$10


Check out some sample work at  www.winlar.blogspot.com or www.youtube.com/kazootv

 

Monday, November 04, 2013

Froggie Went a' Courtin' Updated

Here's maybe the last snippet of my last show I'll be uploading.  (I was not in very good voice that night.  It's embarrassing.)  Need to perform that show again.  Anybody have a venue I could use?  Contact me!

Anyway, here's my version of the classic folk tune.  Enjoy.
NSFW

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Racist F

Here we go.  First snippet from my Oct. 22nd show.  Enjoy.

Tuesday, October 08, 2013

Winlar! Sayin' Stuff! October 22nd! INFO!


Hey all!  Here's the quick and dirty info on my upcoming show!

 Winlar!  Sayin’ Stuff

 Oct 22nd      
 7pm

Local comedian Brian “Winlar” Wennerlind rocks the right with brand new funny songs, fun diatribes and other odd behavior.  The former writer for Almost Live and NPR’s Rewind w/ Bill Radke delivers jokes on politics, working, and life in general.  Comedy for the 99 percent.  Humor from the very tip of the left wing. 

Come see this brand new stand-up comedy with (mostly) original songs and ukulele!
 Tickets available at door, first come first served.

 $10

Check out some sample work at  www.winlar.blogspot.com or www.youtube.com/kazootv

(Video sneak peaks of the show to be posted soon.)

See you there!

-winlar

Friday, March 29, 2013

Thought I'd Caught the Easter Bunny...


Here's a little song I wrote an Easter or two ago.  Safe for work and kids and all.  Why not spread the Easter cheer herein by liking it and making it viral?
Happy Easter,
-winlar


It’s a well-known fact at Easter
That I need not repeat
That if you catch the Easter Bunny
He’ll give you all the chocolate eggs you can eat!

So every year I set up traps
All around my yard
To catch that sneaky cottontail
You wouldn't think it’d be that hard...

And this year I thought I had him!
Right there in my trap!
But on investigation
I’m afraid he beat the rap

Every springtime the same thing
So frustrating dagnabbit
I thought I caught the Easter Bunny
But it was just some other talking rabbit

Man, this year I was so sure
That I had the right guy
How many rabbits could there be
Who wear a suit and tie?

Who also just so happen to be
Out on Easter’s eve?
But it turned out it wasn’t him
It was just some bunny named Steve

I really really thought this time
That I finally had it
I thought I’d caught the Easter bunny
But it was just some other talking rabbit

Br.So I let him go
He’s just some schmo
No lagomorphic prince
Why is it that I never catch hide nor
hare of consequence?

It looked a whole lot like him though
That there’s no denying
It seems absurd, but he gave his word
You don't suppose he could have been lying?
Nah!

So my dream of a lifetime egg supply
This year is done
because I stink at Rabbit
Identification 101

The whole sordid adventure
Reminds me of that day
when I swore I saw Santa Claus
But it was just some random flying sleigh.

Here's hoping all these near misses
Don’t become a habit
I thought I’d caught the Easter Bunny
But it was just some other talking rabbit

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