I was born an
evangelical
My family worships
god
So this the last
election,
Well I found it
pretty odd
That so-called
evangelicals
Gave whole-hearted
support
To a man who acts so
much more like
The devil than the
lord
So I feel there’s
something I must say
to evangelicals
About the guy they
voted for
Come on guys, what
the hell?
He’s not a real
Christian
He’s not a real
Christian
He’s not a real
C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N
You were born
yesterday
If you think he’s
born again
He’s not
Christian.
Never a Christian
Ya’ best wise up
and wise up quick
He’s not a real
Christian
He’s just a dick
I’ve listened to his speeches
They’re really all
quite witless
No respect for God’s
command
thou shalt not bear
false witness
He stirs up hatred
daily
and he whines like a
boss
Clearly acting like
HE was the
one up on the cross
No other gods before
God?
Well, it could not
be clearer
The only god he ever
worships
He sees in the
mirror.
He’s not a real
Christian
He’s not a real
Christian
He thinks enough
arrogance and greed’ll
Get his camel
through the eye of a needle
Not Christian
Such a fake
Christian
He’s selfish
immature, his soul is sick
He’s not a real
Christian
He’s just a dick
Bridge
He’s full of hate
and vengeful
Jesus said turn the
other cheek
He’s a freakin’
ego maniac
Blessed are the meek
He can’t get
enough of torture
Jesus preached
empathy
He’s trying to
close our borders
Jesus was a refugee
Don’t you see?
He’s not a real
Christian
He’s not a real
Christian
His racist
xenophobic Muslim ban
Our Lord and Savior
would not be a fan
Not Christian
He’s such a fake
Christian
His outlook’s
positively Satan-ic
He’s not a real
Christian,
He’s just a dick.
So come on
evangelicals
Don’t tell me this
liar
Is really who you’ve
gone and picked
To be your new
messiah
Or is this bogus
holy talk
All just a clever
ruse
To give your inner
racist self
A biblical excuse?
If that’s the
case, then I’m afraid
I’ve got one more
refrain
And it goes out to
you until you grow yourself a brain
You’re not a
Christian
You’re not a
Christian
Jesus said “Give
unto Ceasar”
Not grab married
women by the beaver
Fake Christian
Don’t be a fake
Christian
Jump the heck off of
his sinking ship
C’mon become real
Christian
Don’t be a dick.
