He’s gonna make
America great again
He’s gonna do
nothing but win, win, win
He’s drain the
swamp and bring coal jobs back
He’s gonna end all
future terrorist attacks
He’s gonna teach
us the meaning of freedom.
Oh.
And he likes to get
peed on.
2
He’s
unpresidented, there’s no disputin’
He’s ain’t no
puppet of old Vlad Putin
He’ll bring to the
office his logic and reason
He’ll lead us all
without a hint of treason
Forget majority
rule, let’s just speed on
Oh,
And he likes to get
peed on...
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Oh the evangelicals
love him so!
He’s friends with
both Corinthians, you know!
They came and voted
for him in reams
He must symbolize
their Freudian dreams
He’s their new
messiah, no dispute
What would Jesus do?
With Russian prostitutes?
So bask in the warm
stream of your vote
To put the USA into
a leaky Russian boat
You can’t believe
a word he’s ever said
But your in bed with
him now, so try not to get wet
Wear your galoshes
and just proceed on
would it really
surprise you
If he also likes to
eat poo?
