He’s gonna make America great again
He’s gonna do nothing but win, win, win
He’s drain the swamp and bring coal jobs back
He’s gonna end all future terrorist attacks
He’s gonna teach us the meaning of freedom.
And he likes to get peed on.
He’s unpresidented, there’s no disputin’
He’s ain’t no puppet of old Vlad Putin
He’ll bring to the office his logic and reason
He’ll lead us all without a hint of treason
Forget majority rule, let’s just speed on
And he likes to get peed on...
Oh the evangelicals love him so!
He’s friends with both Corinthians, you know!
They came and voted for him in reams
He must symbolize their Freudian dreams
He’s their new messiah, no dispute
What would Jesus do? With Russian prostitutes?
So bask in the warm stream of your vote
To put the USA into a leaky Russian boat
You can’t believe a word he’s ever said
But your in bed with him now, so try not to get wet
Wear your galoshes and just proceed on
would it really surprise you
If he also likes to eat poo?