Newt Newt Newt!

Here’s a little song about a phenomenon called “Gingrich Envy.”  My apologies to the Sherman Brothers.

 I need a new video camera, so sorry about the poor quality.  You'll want to read along to the lyrics below.

 He’s the king of the swingers boys,

In this year’s  G.O.P.

He reached the top, but had to stop

For rampant hypocrisy

Wantsa be the white man’s white man

The Republish nominee

wants His face in its rightful place

In revisionist history..,

Oh, Newt Newt Newt

I wanna be like Newt Newt Newt

I wanna run like Newt, have fun like Newt

The big galoot

A lotta high falutes

Think he’s  so -astute

He’s arrogant and crude to boot

So don’t mess with him white man

He’ll make a deal with you

He’s gonna need ya’ to blame the media

For all his graft and woo

Give him the nomination

This greedy legislator

Give him the seat, or he’ll treat

Ya’ like a CNN Moderator!

Oh, Newt Newt Newt

I wanna be like Newt Newt Newt

I wanna get irate during debates

And ballyhoo

An empty suit

With an ugly snoot.

He’s  proof that who you choose is moot

Bridge:

Moon base fat face, Palestine’s ficticious race, Saul Alinsky radicals

A tryst with Callista, a lesbian sista’, and Long Greek cruise Sabbaticals

Go-Pac ,  talk smack, back track, Dream act, campaign staff disparagin’

He’s polling behind, he’s got a closed mind but he’s got a very open marriage

Oh, Newt Newt Newt

I wanna be like Newt Newt Newt

Oh I want kick backs from Freddy mac.

Wanna be hirsute

he’s a hypocrite, but his name ain’t Mitt

He’s a total Dick, but try googlin’ Rick

That don’t compute

Soooo, Newt Newt Newt

I wanna be like Newt Newt Newt

He's the non-Romney nominee

There’s no dispute

That this rude blue coot, of ill repute is now en route

To Pennsylvania ave- Newt Newt Newt

I wanna walk like Newt, talk like Newt,

Newt Newt Newt

I wanna walk like Newt, talk like Newt

Newt Newt Newt

But mainly I just want to have,

Affairs with interns

I wanna walk like Newt Talk like newt

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