Enjoy!
Baby I know it’s important
to you
In this cybernetic new age You need a man who is tech literate
And can find his way ‘round a web page
Ipads and Ipods, webcams and cell phones
I’m well equipped there as
such But I’ve got another, more old-fashioned gadget
That you care about just as much
You can’t decide yet if I am
your dream man,
Well I’ll get you out of
that funk You’re gonna fall in love with me baby
When I
Text you pictures of my junk
I need a way to prove I’m
your man
And I know a way just
sublime To show you I have both packages you’re searchin’ for
And I’ll show you both at one time
Your eyes are asking two
questions of me
And my answers to both, they
will free you Why, yes that is a smart phone in my pocket
But I’m also quite happy to see you
Some say we’re not right
together,
But we both know that’s all
bunk You’re gonna fall in love with me baby
When I
Text you pictures of my junk
Bridge:
If we lived in ancient times Prehistory or I dunno know what
I’d paint you cave drawings, or send naughty faxes
Or photocopy my butt
But we live in a brand new day
Where I can connect with you dearie
So what do you say
We have a four-way?
You, me, Carlos Danger and Siri!
So now we know each other's megabits better
I think it’s time that we
dated Don’t you want to see a little more me
More live, and less pixilated?
So confident that my exhibition
Will prove to you I’m worth your whi-le
C’mon baby let me into your inbox
And please god, do not hit “reply all”
Today’s modern marvels showcase my
marbles
Ten years ago who woulda thunk?You’re gonna fall in love with me baby
When I
Text you pictures of my junk
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