Safe. Legal. And NONE YOUR GODDAMNED BUS’NESS!
Well these are quite the times, we heard a ruling about Roe
The Christian nationalists on the SCOTUS gave it the heave ho
And since nobody asked me lately
If I would opine
On what my take on this whole issue is
Well, OK, fine
Since you haven’t asked
And since, I am a straight white male
I know you need my take on this post haste,
So without fail:
My opinion on abortion?
Well here it is, bear witness
It should be Safe, Legal,
And none your goddamned bus’ness
Don’t call yourself pro-liberty
If your government watches
And wields its sovereignty over
Everybody’s crotches
Especially if’n you’re livin’ down there in a southern state
With higher infant mortality
Than Leb’non or Kuwait (look it up)
Yeah we got third world rates of infant death
Right here, damn skippy
So don’t claim your pro-life
(I’m lookin’ at YOU Mississippi)
Here’s the take away in case you still somehow ain’t gettin’ dis’
Safe. Legal
And None your goddamned bizness
Br.
Are we really gonna try to numerate and try keep pegs
On what each woman does with every each and every egg?
Cause then, equality!! Keep track where my sperms all go!
Cause frankly sirs, that info, you don’t wanna fuckin’ know!
(It’s really quite astounding, someone might wan’ call Guiness)
Safe, Legal
And none your goddamned bus’ness
So let’s just deep-six all these laws
All of which the like’ll
Put dumb criminal penalties upon the menstrual cycle
And further when it comes to gay marriage
Or contraception
The mind your own damn bidness rule
applies without exception
These rights should be sacrosanct
And we should keep ‘em goin’
As does your right to shut up
And leave well enough alone
Stop you legislators
Tryin’ to get all up in this
Just make it Safe. Legal.
And none of your goddamned bus’ness
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