Safe. Legal. And none your goddamned bus'ness!

 Safe. Legal. And NONE YOUR GODDAMNED BUS’NESS!

Well these are quite the times, we heard a ruling about Roe

The Christian nationalists on the SCOTUS gave it the heave ho

And since nobody asked me lately

If I would opine

On what my take on this whole issue is

Well, OK, fine

Since you haven’t asked

And since, I am a straight white male

I know you need my take on this post haste,

So without fail:

My opinion on abortion?

Well here it is, bear witness

It should be Safe, Legal,

And none your goddamned bus’ness

Don’t call yourself pro-liberty

If your government watches

And weilds sovereignty over

What we do with all our crotches

Especially if’n you’re livin’ down there in a southern state

With higher infant mortality

Than Leb’non or Kuwait (look it up)

Yeah third world rates of infant death

Here In the US Skippy

So don’t claim your pro-life

(I’m lookin’ at YOU Mississippi)

None of which will be helped by these laws

All of the like’ll

Put dumb criminal penalties upon the menstrual cycle

Here’s the take away in case you still somehow ain’t gettin’ dis’

Safe. Legal

And None your goddamned bizness

Br.

Are we really gonna try to numerate and try keep pegs

One what a female does with her each and every egg?

Cause then, equality!! Keep track where my sperms all go!

Cause frankly sirs, that info, you don’t wanna fuckin’ know!

(It’s really quite astounding, someone might wan’ call Guiness)

Safe, Legal

And none your goddamned bus’ness

So let’s take abortion and maybe

not let it make us tribal

Let’s not mention it even once.

You know, just like the bible?

(Doesn’t mention the word once

In its whole  long-winded thesis

Not by Moses, not by Joshua

Or certainly not Jesus)

This right should be sacrosanct

And it should keep it on goin’

As does your right to shut up

And leave well enough alone

As when it comes to gay marriage

Or a person’s contraception

The  mind your own bidness rule

Continues to apply without exception

So don’t bring legislators

To try get all up in this

Just make it Safe. Legal.

And none of your goddamned bus’ness