Children, god they’re beautiful
‘Specially your own;
Parents, savor these fine jewels
Soon they’ll be full grown
Love each little trait
Love each slip and fall
Even appreciate
Those times they cry and whine and bawl
Their delightful little smiles
The funny things they say
Enjoy these things all while
You still can see them everyday
Love these little guys
These little golden dream makers
Cause in the blink of an eye
They turn into fucking teenagers…
Teenagers, Fucking Teenagers
Whiney nasty, gangly little gits
Teenagers, Fucking Teenagers
Who only exist to give their parents shit
2
Now their voc’lizations
Seem just heaven sent
Soon every conversation
It will be an argument
Plus their faces flare up
Time will have its ravages
Those delightful little cherubs
They turn into fucking savages!
T. FT
A stage out of which they’ll hopefully grow
T, FT
(Mocking)
Yeah Dad I know I know I know I know!!
Br.
Oh great, you figured it out
Your generation figured everything out!
You’re so smart and we’re so dumb
Us, OK Boomers, yeah, it’s not boomer it’s Gen X but OK Do whatever you like you stupid fucking…
T. FT
Their sentences are abnormally curt
T FT
But yet still they just really really hurt
Oh they are sweet now
But you just observe
In a few years they’ll learn how
To tap dance on your every nerve
Time goes by so quick
Soon you’ll wish it went faster
So they can jump the ship
And then, you’ll miss the little bastards
T FT
Can’t live with ‘em can’t leave ‘em alone
T FT
Stop staring at your mother fucking phone!
T FT
They get more annoying by the hour
T FT
Would it kill you just to take a fuckin’ shower?
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