Coal and gas
Yeah they suck ass
They’re warmin’ up the planet
Even methane
gives the earth pain
We seem doomed goddamnit
Solar and wind,
time and agin’
They’re just not there yet
Nuclear could
be pretty good
But who will take that bet
But I’ve found a way
To light up our days
Without a carbon penalty
To fight global warming
I am transforming
And switching to Big dick energy!
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BDE
It’s clean and it’s free
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BDE
Is the energy
You see In guys who know
A nuclear bomb’s
Worth of calm
Is lurkin’ down yonder below
It’s a name for the status
That you get for gratis
When you have a giant pey-pey
And you don’t need a song
Extolling your schlong
But maybe wrote one anyway
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Big dick energy
When I’m unfurled
I’ll save the damned world
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Br?
I got just the junk
Get us out this funk
We always knew it was ma’gical
But now in this crisis
It helps defeat Isis
Yes my crank is ecological!
Some of you tools
Love fossil fuels
And you will quite surely doubt me
but you can get bent
My carbon footprint
is the only thing small about me
Big dick energy
My massive girth
Is saving the earth
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So let’s get off oil
And save the woyld
Let’s give BDE a chance
Who needs crude
We’ll just use
The refinery down in my pants
A green new deal
Could be for real
It’s not all doom and gloom
We’ve got the big dicks
To do the trick
(and that’s just in this room!)
Big dick energy
Me and my wang
We fight climate change
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My big meat
Will stop this heat
My massive tool
Is savin’ us fuel
My prostrate
Will make things great
My giant peen
Will turn us green
My big thing’s
Electrifying
My big pecker
Can run your Black and Decker
My cockshaft
Can fuel aircraft
My love-spear
Clears the atmosphere
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